As in the all-encompassing, victorious radiance of the Green and Gold, Edmonton's very own Eskimos! Now, I'm not one who regularly follows football, but since the Oilers don't look like they'll be hoisting Lord Stanley's Cup at any point during my remaining years on this Earth, I'll take any local sporting victory I can get.
It was very apparent that the gaggle of announcers employed by CBC were residents of that moral cesspool known as Eastern Canada, as they refused to acknowledge even once that Edmonton played well, and chose to sum up the game by outlining the unfortunate mistakes befalling the Montreal Alouettes. In fact, they took a break from their post-game discussion to kick puppies and vomit bile from their circumambulating heads.
Currently: Joining the Age of Atomics by getting a microwave
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