Ahhhahahahaa-ha!
Foiled once again by the powers that be. Scavenging through my empty cupboards for something, anything, to appease my post-lunch-pre-supper cravings, I stumbled upon several canned goods - pineapple slices, tomato soup, and creamed corn. Alas, each of these tins proved to be a veritable Fort Knox, denying my entrance, namely because I don't actually own a can opener.
Surely there must've been something else! Inside the freezer I eye a box of microwave burritos, but, Vermillion Hells!, I don't happen to own a microwave.
Oooh! Oooh! Maybe these few pouches of Carnation Instant Breakfast will...er...no milk, eh?
*eyes last remaining box of Kraft Dinner* Oh right, no milk...
*fridge laughs in response to my obvious suffering* "You've got no margarine either, fucker!"
Currently: Gathering change for Toonie Twosday at KFC.
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