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Sunday, April 30, 2006

The Art of the Slow Clap

There's a certain finesse that must be utilized in choosing the correct euphemism for any given situation. Heck, as I write this, I'm not entirely sure euphemism is even the correct phraseology I'm looking for...

Anyways, for the past day or so, I've had the burning urge to inject the phrase "[that is] as useless as tits on a firehydrant" into casual conversation, yet have failed to find such an enlightening opportunity.

Currently: Thankful I was able to enjoy a day on the slopes, courtesy of Nicole's generosity.

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