It is quite interesting how certain, simple, revelations can take on such an exponential importance in the corporate office setting. Lo and behold, my fellow co-workers and I have insidiously discovered how to maximize our interaction with the coffee machine!
First of all, I believe having to pay for every cup of java, while at work, is some form of crime which borders on cruel and unusual punishment - I'm sure there's something written about it in the Charter. A cup of coffee from the machine, regardless of size or strength, is $0.60. As the coffee itself (though Columbian and French roasts are selectable) is nearly undrinkable, I often opt for a Mochaccino. I assume it's hot chocolate mixed with coffee. Well, this caffeine cocktail will cost $0.70, despite the fact that coffee or hot chocolate alone do not cost this exorbitant amount.
It was discovered yesterday, however, that if one selects a Mochaccino based in a 50/50 blend of Colombian and French Roast, the infernal roasting machine will charge a mere $0.50! Who would have known such a complicated combination of buttons would have yielded such a wondrous winfall!?
Currently: Floored that I can now enjoy 4 cups for the old price of 3.
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